Curmudgeon Supreme

Want to make sure you aren't mistaken for someone who can legally consent to combat? Dodge the draft with the "Don't shoot I'm retarded" patch and avoid getting press ganged today!


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New Partner

William Swollace

To help us ring in the biggest White Boy Summer ever this year, we're partnering with the legendary William Swollace, notorious weightlifter and memelord, who you may know from his high-octane posts on Twitter.

He's got a super comfortable, great looking shirt for you that will help everyone in your life know what season this is.

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New Partner

Old Glory Club

Our newest partner, Old Glory Club is here to help reclaim the West, and they want you to join them. Support OGC with the purchase of a Pony Express Radio T-Shirt, and a portion of each sale will go to feeding Doug the intern (Do it for him).

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New Partner

The ArchCast

We are proud to announce our new partnership with The ArchCast, your top choice for gaming news and commentary.

Show the world that you're ready to defend your hobby with new new Gatekeep Always shirt.

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GLOC Sunglasses

Protect your eyes and your wallet this summer with our new GLOC (Glasses of Color) Sunglasses.

Polarized lenses and 3 flashy colors. Get yours now!

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Get Outfitted for the Infinite Summer

We are a business devoted to our customers and clients. WBS Apparel is the internet's number one source for high-quality merchandise. We combine the best designs, hand-picked materials, and unparalleled customer service to get you suited up in your favorite gear.

Partner with us and we'll make sure your fans are covered in the highest quality merch to help build your brand. We will help you design your products and ensure quality control in the manufacturing process. We take out all the guesswork and handle the logistics for you. Just put your feet up and let us do the heavy lifting while the sales roll in.